The Essays of Andy Rooney

So, since most of my posts have been a bit of a downer, centralized around Stinky Pete and all, and I have therefore resolved to write a post that does not mention Stinky Pete at all. No allusions, no reference, not a single mention of the little bugger at all....
Please forgive me?

Please forgive me?

Want to know what’s a really great book? Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. I won’t bore you by retelling a story that everybody knows, beyond reminding you of the basic plot line: brilliant chemist creates a formula that brings out the evil bits of...

Obligatory End-of-the-World Post

Before I run out of time, I wanted to say something really quick, just in case the Mayans get the last laugh today and we do all end up dead. But this will still apply in the event that we survive. I’ve had 19 and a half years on this (doomed?) planet. Some were...

Good news, everyone!

I don’t have a cancer-worm in my head! This is not to say, mind you, that there isn’t a tumor. There is an evil golf-ball sized-ish sumnin-sumnin all up in my brain-space (more accurately, all up in my brain, period) that’s jacking up my swag, BUT it...